Before leaving Robber’s Cave State Park, we felt some obligation to visit the eponymous cave, so we rode our bike three miles back uphill to the cave after breakfast. According to the park’s pamphlet, there are no actual records of any outlaws hiding out in the cave, but due to the secluded location and proximity to stagecoach routes, its history as a hideout for Jesse James and Belle Starr is “almost certain”. Sounds to me like a tall tale grown into tourism gimmick, but if it successfully lures families away from the television and into the mountains to hike and swim together, perhaps we can tolerate the historical embellishments.

The cave itself was a bit underwhelming, but the trails through the surrounding mountainside were great—tight squeezes through deep splits in the rocks, secluded stone corrals, and expansive views of the Sans Bois mountains. At the trailhead we observed a family pile out of their SUV and walk to the trailhead, only to turn back after discovering that seeing the cave would require a ten minute hike up the hillside. So much for the lure of the outlaw gimmick—the draw of ease and pavement was too strong.

The day was humid and heating up quickly, so after breaking camp, we took one last dip in the lake before heading down the mountain to Wilburton. Here we cooled off with a root beer float and a deli lunch, then got back on highway 270 east. From here to Red Oak we were roughly following the route of the old Butterfield Overland Mail stage, which ran 2,812 miles from St. Louis to San Francisco. This stagecoach line was initiated for the purpose of transporting mail to the Pacific coast (at the time mail was being shipped around the tip of S. America or shipped to the isthmus of Panama and trekking overland to a waiting ship on the other side), but brave souls could also use the stage as transport across the vast continent.

Nine passengers would cram into the coach, with the first two rows of three facing each other, knees interlocked. The stage ran day and night, stopping only to change horses and drivers. Passengers carried their belongings on their laps for the entire 25-day trip, for the space under the seats was used for mail bags. Many carried guns, for the natives of New Mexico and Arizona were not always happy about this early-day expressway running through their back yards. Passengers were also advised not to discuss religion or politics, and never to point out sites along the way where murders had occurred. The ride was dusty, bumpy, and seemingly interminable, and for the privilege riders paid the equivalent of $3,000 per head. Makes bicycling across the country seem downright civilized.

Unfortunately, in the moment we lacked this historical perspective; the heat, humidity, and exertion were wearing heavily on us both. Nearing Red Oak, we passed a house with a huge shade tree out front and several men sitting underneath around a cooler. They raised their cans in salute, and I waved back.

“I wish I’d seen that house before we passed it,” I said to Laura. “I can’t think of any kind of drink they could have in that cooler that I wouldn’t drink.” Laura was really feeling the heat too, and our moods were drooping. A few minutes later, a white Lincoln passed us, a wiry arm extending out the passenger window flashing a peace sign. The encouragement buoyed us along to Red Oak, where we stopped at the gas station and bought two large, cold Gatorades, chugging half before we even got to the counter to pay for them. Inside, were two men who were buying their beverage of choice: light domestic beer.

“You the two riding across the country?” They had seen us on the Tulsa news, and we confessed that we were the same couple. “We saw y’all back there when you rode by.” It turns out that they were the guys drinking under the tree earlier, as well as the wavers in the Lincoln. “Where y’all stayin’ tonight?” they asked.

“Not sure.” (Our now standard response.) “But we’re pooped and will probably stay in Red Oak. You guys know of anyplace we could camp?” Mike, the bigger man, told us they were grilling out and we were welcome to stay at his place. He led us to his home, ushered us inside his air-conditioned and immaculately clean doublewide, and told us for the first time of dozens that day, “My home is your home—help yourself to whatever you need.” We relished showers, laundry, and cold cokes before joining Mike, Larry Joe (the wiry waver), Pee Wee, and David out under a large Sycamore tree in the yard (once again around a cooler).

Most of this gang of old-timers were related and had all grown up in the hills around Red Oak. “We were dirt poor,” stated Mike matter-of-factly.

“No electricity, no running water, and all us boys born in the same bed—not one of us born in a hospital,” added Larry Joe. We sat around for hours, laughing at the yarns the boys spun. Larry Joe was a wiry, restless man in Wranglers and cutoff t-shirt. He never sat still for more than a few minutes, constantly hopping up to check on the grilling or walk around. Like the rest, he was a rough-neck, earning his living working the oilfields of SW Oklahoma. Yet despite being rough around the edges, they embodied hospitality. Larry Joe in particular was nearly doting in his attention to our needs; when dinner was ready, he sat places for Laura and I inside the air-conditioned house, and set out place settings, sodas, and water for us. “I wasn’t sure which you wanted,” he explained. Despite their wives being out of town, these seemingly unsophisticated men were consummate hosts.

As we sat together, the others continually jibed Larry Joe about his toes. When we inquired, he was at first reluctant, but eventually warmed up and took center stage as storyteller. “Couple weeks back, I was standin’ on my porch, getting ready to shoot a squirrel. The shotgun was loaded, and I was creepin’ forward but I stepped off the edge accidentally. ‘Fore I knew what happened, I was on the ground. Broke my ankle and shot off some toes on the other foot.”

Everyone roared with laughter, and Mike added, “He’s got the boot to prove it!”

“Hey, that reminds me: I took that boot in for repair and she ain’t finished yet—I been back two or three times, and she ain’t even started!” Larry Joe exclaimed. “I already paid and everything! She was gonna patch up the toe I shot off with a leather patch. Them was good boots.”

We stayed up for a few more hours, laughing with the stories, and then went back inside where Mike had given us our own room to sleep in. We rested well that night, thankful for a group of rough-necks with soft hearts.